TheyU
Though Southern is an awesome school, I think there is a more awesome university: They University. If it were not fictional, I would go in an instant. There are many good reasons:
- “They” know everything
- “They” did research on earthworm mating habits and supernova fission and exploding toothpaste and…
- “They” have an awesome program in everything
- “They” say…
- “They” are highly regarded by the nonacademic world as the best academic source in the world
Maybe not that last one (Wikipedia took that one). But I will start They University somewhere on the east coast and make bajillions. It will be the greatest school in the world.
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Hmmm…you didn’t say anything about it being cheaper than Southern…that’s an issue right there…