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0109 The Alistair Watkins Show – A Piece of Advice

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• katy

  Very nice! Here are my reactions. I wrote them down as I had them and I will lovingly recreate the whole sequence here:
  * Guidance counselor? WORST possible use of Bret Thompson. I can’t think of a worse job for him. This is bad…
  * The Kinko’s & laminating tips are awesome. I’m also a little worried about the credibility of both Bret & Alistair, since they have so much information on the “fake diploma” topic.
  * Mocking the Catholic Church is going to get you guys in trouble. Watch your backs. You never should have messed with St. Luther by putting him in your show…
  * I like how every reference to St. Luther’s High School is in the past tense, as if it doesn’t even exist anymore (Thanks to Bret).
  * The new method of dealing with suicide is hilarious. Don’t deal with the problem! Just postpone it!
  * I don’t see how the lump would keep Susie from those jobs. Bret, you suck. Maybe if she’d said “modeling,” then you’d have to set her straight. Bret is brainless. HOW IS HE A COUNSELOR?
  Oh right. The fake diploma.
  * I love that I can’t tell what Alistair means when he asks, “Do you think the school is better off now that you’ve had your 6 months?” Does he mean, “Bret benefited the school” or  does he mean “Boy the school is relieved & better off now that the 6 months are OVER?”
  * Aaaaaaand Bret refuses to actually answer anymore questions, choosing instead to reveal copious amounts of terrifying and illegal information about his students and himself… YIKES! A DATE!
  * That date is so unethical on so many levels. SO MANY LEVELS.
  * “…unless we find someone else who’s had an occupation ever…” Best. Quote. Ever. I love it! I hope you never find another employed person, never never never!

  Comment | 30 March 2009

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