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Evil.  Pure evil.  Plus 6000.

Here’s another one. Robby still doesn’t have time. I don’t either, but I couldn’t pass up this idea.

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And for the lyrics:

I’ll be home for dinner;
you can count on me
give me corn and pumpkin pie,
and dressed and stuffed turkey

TV’s on for football,
cheering on our teams
before long, my clothes feel wrong,
they’re bursting at the seams

In the tradition of our extra-special AWShow we did last November, I’ve recorded myself in several layers singing a new Thanksgiving carol. I hope Robby forgives me for stealing his idea for a song, but he wasn’t here to help me with it, so it’s not all my fault. I may help him do another one later.

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–edit–
I almost forgot to put the words in here:

silent night, terrible night
people drop left and right
’round the camp they look for a cure
lack of vitamins won’t help, for sure
death from scurvy is here,
death from scurvy is here

silent night, terrible night
smallpox is now in sight
soon the pandemic will rip through our town,
kill (all) our children and bring spirits down
quarantine is the key,
quarantine is the key

solemn plight, worry, fright
wailing songs, through the night
all the outhouses full to the brim,
life in the future looks pretty grim
don’t let cholera spread,
don’t let cholera spread

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